She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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