she was so not down for the gang bang
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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