i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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