The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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