No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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