My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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