There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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