member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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