She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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