You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
