Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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