Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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