Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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