So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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