yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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