Your tits are I can't wait for
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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