Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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