she woke up with a sticky ear
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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