my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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