i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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