Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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