You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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