Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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