Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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