Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We are two peas in an std pod
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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