He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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