Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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