I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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