Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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