ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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