that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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