Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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