He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she looked like the before picture.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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