Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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