Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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