Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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