so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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