How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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