i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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