My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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