Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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