What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
we made out on top of his cat.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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