sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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