I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
