You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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