sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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