Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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