don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I came so hard my ears popped.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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