Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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