5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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