would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
be right there i have to get my cape
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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