I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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