I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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