and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
soo... how was my night?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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