So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
